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Last week this is what a gleeful John Boehner had to say about the GOP having their ransom demands met on the debt deal:

When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the White House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I’m pretty happy.

And tonight, for the first time in this country’s history, “S&P cut the long-term U.S. credit rating by one notch to AA-plus,”.

For the first time in American history, Republican politicians have caused a fiasco in how the U. S. Government pays its debt. This is debt Bush got us into by waging 2 wars unpaid for, a costly prescription drug program unpaid for and leaving the presidency with a huge amount of debt (even though Clinton left Bush an unbelievable amount of money in the bank). Bush blew it. The republicans blew it but now with a black democratic president things are different.

Now Obama is expected to fix everything even though it took Bush 8 years to get us in the economic situation. Obama inherited 2 wars, a big debt and the country in recession. All thanks to the Republicans. Now the Republicans have played with the national debt and caused us to have a lower credit rating. The republicans never said to any president before Obama what they have said now. Bush raised the national debt or when Reagan did it an amazing 18 times.

The Republicans are hoping to crash our economy no matter what the loss is in money, jobs and American pride of the working class. Thanks Weeper Boehner and the Republican party.

Economist are now saying that the Republicans have hampered the economic recovery by not allowing Obama to push enough stimulus money into the economy. He wanted to do more but the party of “No” has not let him. He has been told “No” by the Republitards on everything he has tried doing. I wonder if this is because he is not white? Something is different and it sure is not because Obama is not a centrist. He has gone to the middle ground everytime even when making his own party leaders mad at him.

The republicans are evil in their ways when it cost us jobs, homes, savings and now our credit rating. It is evil to take away from the poor people, elderly people and working class just so that the rich can dodge their taxes and responsibilities as a citizen of this country. The rich are making more than they every did and paying less in taxes than they ever did. Large corporations that are making record profits are not paying taxes. The republicans are fighting hard to keep the rich rich and let the working class pay for everything. The republicans are evil in their right wing fascist ways. Hitler would be proud.

Make sure you do everything posible to keep the Republicans out of office next election. It is very important as they have already stacked the Supreme Court in favor of their right wing ways. America can not afford another Alito on the supreme court or another John Boehner in congress.

Our favorite crying orange could be in a spot of trouble as The National Enquirer claims that Boehner had some sexytime affairs with two women, additionally reporting that the New York Times has an ongoing probe on the alleged sex scandal as well.

It is reported that one of the women is a Washington lobbyist, paid to lobby politicians… possibly more. Could this be sex for his vote?

Here is a portion of the article from the National Enquirer (remember they are the ones that broke the John Edwards affair). Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe – detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.

And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner – second in line of succession to the presidency – allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

The Ohio native, a congressman for 20 years, and his wife Deborah, 62, have been married for 37 years.

The Republicans under Weeper of the House John “BONEHEAD” Boehner is only in favor of large corporations and the very rich. They are fighting hard to make sure all loopholes are left available so these corporations can continue not to pay taxes. They are working hard at taking away from the working class. They are working hard at dismanteling everything that makes America great.

Now Boehner and the Republicans are trying to ensure failure of the American economy by not approving the raising of the debt ceiling. This is for money already borrowed even with President Obama and The Democrats making massive cuts to spending. This is no suprise. They have said no to everything this President has done. Now they are trying to make sure the economy stays in ruin no matter how many people lose their house, can not afford their medicine or continue to go unemployed. They are hoping this will ruin our economy and be blamed on President Obama even at the expense of Americans and our way of life.

These are the same people who opposed Medicare when it was first introduced. These are the same people who opposed equal rights during the 60′s for black people. The Republicans would be happy if everybody worked for $1.25 per hour with no benefits and had to wait for second class medicine at some run down clinic for the poor.

They want to continue their evil and are doing massive damage to our country and the working class. Please make sure you are very active in ensuring no republican is in Congress and The Senate during the next election cycle. We can not afford their crazy right wing fascist ways.

While our country is mourning the tragedy in Tucson, Speaker Boehner’s PAC is hosting a cocktail party at a Maryland Resort. It seems Boehner is more interested in getting his drink on as opposed to paying respects to those that lost their life in this senseless shooting. Boehner is the leader of The United States Congress and I am appalled that Boehner could not take time out of his busy day of drinking to show respect to the shooting of a U.S. Congresswoman and Arizona’s Chief Federal Judge among other Americans that lost their life that day. What a loser… I guess he had something more important to do… like turn on his booze tap.

Beohner turned down President Obamas offer of riding with him on Air Force One to attend the memorial. At least we have one man in Washington with his priorities right. Maybe if Obama would have grabbed a pint of burban Boehner might would have found the liquid courage to be a man.

The Daily Beast has awarded Weeper Of The House John Boehner The Muskee Award. This is given to the person twhose tears flowed like melting snow. None other than our panty waste Weeper Boehner deserves this award hand down.

The future Republican speaker was given a run for his money by fellow GOP panjandrum Mitch McConnell, Kentucky’s senior senator, who got misty-eyed when saying farewell to his departing colleague, Judd Gregg. When it comes to the waterworks, Boehner is a national treasure, a Niagara Falls of tears, who bawled on election night, bawled when TARP passed, and bawls at even the thought of school children. As exhibited in his recent 60 Minutes star turn, the Ohio congressman cries when asked about crying.